Stolen....for the ladies!!
Listen ladies! Those same thieves have also stolen from me and replaced parts that are just too awful!!! For those of you who haven't been hit by this thievery yet, be careful and watch out!...
View ArticleSisters.....joke
There are two sisters, one is blonde and the other is brunette and they inherit the family farm. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from...
View ArticleBlind guy.....joke
Blind Cowboy An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you...
View ArticleTWO TREES AND A WOODPECKER......JOKE.
Two Trees and a Woodpecker It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to...
View ArticleStinky Smart Pills!....watch out u bullies...lol
Stinky Smart Pills! As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable....
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Plastic Easter Egg
Jeremy was born with a twisted body and a slow mind. At the age of 12 he was still in second grade, seemingly unable to learn. His teacher, Doris Miller, often became exasperated with him. He...
View Articlebest joke of the year
Nominated as the world's best short joke of the year. A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom",he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.
View ArticleIdiot sightings! Nuf said...to funny!!
Idiot sightings! Nuf said. IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the...
View ArticleAn Animal In Bed!......joke
An Animal In Bed! Sadie and Yetta, two widows, are talking: Sadie: "That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about...
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Sex & Drinking! Funny
Sex & Drinking! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts....
View ArticlePissed In His Ear!....KIDS FUNNY!!
Pissed In His Ear! From out of the mouth's of babes..... comes a true story, dead frog test. A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog. She inquired as to whether it was alive...
View ArticleWhere Did I Come From?
Where Did I Come From? One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks. Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why God sent you, Honey."...
View ArticleNew Name!!
A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he...
View ArticleJust me and you
Sitting on the rocks.....the waves slowly crawl in.Talking and enjoying the summer sun.What a day of adventure.Just me and you.Hand in hand we stroll.Our feet and toes burning the in sand.We pay no...
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